If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love
"Don’t wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful." - Mark Victor Hansen
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend